Ramplo's Reviews

Book reviews from pre-releases and whatever I decide to pick up.

Also on: ramsrevs.blogspot.com (if you’re just not a tumblr person…same blog)

There is nothing I hate more then shopping around for books online and reading horrible reviews.  Sure, some of you will think mine suck, but I hope at least some people find them useful. 

Here’s the deal, I will do my best to keep my reviews (at least mostly) grammatically correct and I will do my best to always write them for other readers not my seventh grade English teacher.  

Really, I didn’t like her so why should I make her my audience?

Oh, and entertaining.  No I’m not the wittiest person on the block, or even in my house.  That honor goes to my sister.  But really, I get wordy and at least want to be funny while I tear an author a new one and bring you along for the ride.

Two “disclaimers”

1. A lot of my reviews are pre-releases or giveaways from authors looking for reviews.  Read some of the reviews I’ve given them before and you’ll see this makes no difference to me whatsoever.  If it sucks, I’ll tell you.

2. No I’m not an author, an editor, or even an English major.  I will do my best to write clearly, but really don’t knock me because I used a comma wrong.  You’re here for the books, not me.  Troll.

I’m going to cut myself off here because I’m starting to get long winded.

HAPPY READING,

~Ramplo